season 3b spoilers
and thus we’ve come full circle
Take pains, be perfect because when sorrows come, they come not single spies but in battalions.
I can’t with Stydia or Alissac but I can’t with Sterek and Scallison either.
No one on this show is emotionally okay enough for a relationship.
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
#she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #’calypso’ is greek for ‘to conceal to hide’ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath
I’ve been waiting to see Calypso on my dash.
"What was behind the mask?"
"Darkness, absolute darkness…"
#my deepeST HOPE#for these two#is that their journey goes along the same path#spiralling into the darkness#and coming out on the other side#having HELPED each other through it#because it seems like no one’s going to totally get what Stiles is going through#it’s obviously going to affect him in this HUGE way#and who better than the person who has been through the most shit in town nay the WORLD#to be slowly MAYBE getting their shit together#and seeing a friend losing it#and having their back#and protectecting them#cos whether these two scenes have been put together intentionally or not#you know subtext: Stiles is losing it; Derek is sliding in to defend him#IDK#either WAY#i would like for Derek to SEE that Stiles is going through a rough time#and in the same way Stiles has helped Derek#protected Derek#Derek could do the same#it won’t be shippy because LOL LBR JD JUST WON’T EVER#shots fired yadiyada#but it could just be that they go from unwilling allies to genuine friends#going along similar routes and dealing with it together#w/e in my head canon of a happy future Stiles will steal pillows from the hospital to take home#and be like ‘they match your eyes when you get turned on’#BAHA (via stilinskisparkles)
Allison & Kira kicking ass and taking names.
Allison punching out that dude in the last gif and strutting away is my lifeblood
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Teen Wolf Xmas Meme (Day 11)
↳ Favorite Werewolf Season 2 → Derek Hale
what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
Today is the
Guys, I have been waiting to post this since LAST YEAR you have no idea how happy this makes me right now okay
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
I’m no expert, but I’d say he masturbated right after chopping jalapenos.
today we studied gender and language, and how language is misogynistic with words like “slut”. so i wrote “fuck the patriarchy” at the top of my page for fun. then we did an exercise on describing colour. for number 1, i wrote “mustard”, because it was a dirty yellow colour. then she moved on, leaving me with these notes:
it just looks like i got really angry about sexism then started a grocery list